What song titles should really be
Title: Angels We Have Heard On High
Should Be: We Thought We Heard Angels While We Were High
Title: Go Down Moses
Should Be: Exonerate The Jews
Title: YMCA
Should Be: Celebrate Your Homosexuality
Title: What’s Love Got To Do With It
Should Be: Can’t We Just Get Naked
Title: Houndog
Should Be: Remove Yourself From My Presence Mutt
Title: Chatahoochie
Should Be: I Really Enjoyed Puberty
Title: Proud Mary
Should Be: Rags To Riches On A Riverboat
Title: Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show
Should Be: I Got Ripped Off By The Preacher Under The Tent
Title: Luck Be A Lady
Should Be: More Money Gets You Better Hookers
Title: Have A Holly Jolly Christmas
Should Be: Drink A Holy Lot Of Egg Nog
Title: Tomorrow
Should Be: With A Few More Sleeping Pills I Can Make It Through Today
Title: Send In The Clowns
Should Be: Extradite The Big Nosed Ones
Title: American Pie
Should Be: Weren’t The 60’s Really Really Cool
Title: Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Should Be: I’m Afriad Of The Real World
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American Pie didn’t have anything to do with the 60’s. It might have been “Weren’t the 50’s really really cool.”