New Feature: Smug Pretentious Prick of the Week
This week we’re starting a new feature on SpitThatOut. We’ve grown tired of all the smug, pretentious bastards in the world, and the time has come to call them out. Think of it like the Salem witch trial, but for these guys! We’ll post their photo, who they are, and an explanation of why they’ve been selected. Over time, we may even choose a “Top 5″ or “Smug Prick Of The Year.” But we’ve gotta start somewhere so……….
I give you this week’s Smug Pretentious Prick:
Guys Named “Hunter”
You see them on college campuses, in bars, at sports games, even as youth pastors! Guys named Hunter are extremely smug, but also all seem to look alike…….weird bird-like noses, small teeth (always visible, as proven by this photo), sunglasses and even the occasional “popped collar” (common amongst high-level douches). They’re usually accompanied by a friend who always introduces them: “Hey how are you doin! This is my friend……..Hunter.” At this time Hunter comes forward with his douchey lean-pose and half-ass hand shake.
And, just in case you haven’t had your morning coffee…Hunter isn’t even A REAL F’ING NAME!!!!!! Do you honestly think THAT guy up above is out trying to kill wild game for food? No! He’s probably down at Smoothie King ordering something obnoxious for $12.99. When did it become legit to name your kids after common occupations?!?! Teacher………..Gatherer……….Actor………….Fireman…….these are NOT real names!!! And neither is Hunter…..
So watch out Hunter, you’re now on notice! You smug prick! May your tiny teeth all fall out.
(editors note: coincidentally, if you happen to be named Hunter, we really suggest getting that changed…….it’s not helping you!)
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Dear sweet Jesus you’re right! Every person I’ve ever known that has gone by the name of “Hunter” has been an absolute utter bastard!
The only “Hunter” I’ve ever seen who I remotely liked was a female porn star/stripper named “Hunter” who did creative things with exercise equipment.
It all makes so much sense now!
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Hunters are funny