Fun Things To Say In Spanish
“Tu ombligo es feo.”
Your bellybutton is ugly.
“No escriba en los arboles por favor.”
Please don’t write on the trees.
“El pes me canto!”
The fish sang to me!
“La sopa es vieja y moja.”
The soup is old and moldy.
“La rana tiene el gripe.”
The frog has the flu.
“Cuidado! El matador tiene un cuchillo.”
Look out! The murderer has a knife.
“El agua es tu amigo.”
The water is your friend.
“Tu esposa esta gorda!”
Your wife is fat.
“El burrito esta borracho!”
The donkey is drunk.
“Los viejos son feos.”
Old people are ugly.
“Tammy es una tortuga.”
Tammy is a turtle.
“Odio mi trabajo!”
I hate my job!
“Bien canta el burro, para la manana.”
Sweetly sings the donkey at the break of day.
“El timbre esta ruido.”
The bell is noisy.
“Tu madre dormio con un oso.”
Your mother slept with a bear
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Haha!! Those are really funny!! That helps a lot, thanks. I take spanish class, right, so I can’t wait to say these random things to my spanish teacher next year!! And I can’t wait to see the look on her face! This is also good for random people you meet on the streets of mexico. Just pop one out and say “El burrito esta borracho!” LOL!!
Ahh. *wipes a tear from my eyes* The look on Senora Teitelbaum’s face wasn’t TOTALLY priceless. I’m going to see if I can sell the picture! xD LMAO
HAHAHAHAHHAHA 1!!!!
ohmg this is the FLICK 1!!!1 i canntt wait for spanish class on monday this will be the bomb
this things are not funny ¬¬
people in mexico or where ever they speak spanish,
will think you’re weird. :S
and it’s not polite to tell somebody tu esposa esta gorda!.
That was very cool I loved it. But I think you should have put qoutation marks and show the way you should pronounce it.
That’s hillarious, but I don’t speak Spanish!