Outrageous Assertions
Undead Scourge conquers Wall Street, advances on Washington.
Last week, Blizzard Entertainment released their much-anticipated game expansion, Wrath of the Lich King.
“We had no idea what we were unleashing,” said Blizzard company president and Co-Founder Michael Morhaime. “We knew the game still had some production bugs, but we figured we could fix them after our customers had bought the game with our next […]
It’s really YOUR fault you know…..
“Thank you for calling Dell Tech Support, my name is…Bob…how can I habib you today?”.
Everyone cringes at the thought of calling tech support. Why is this? Well the reasons are multitude but the next time you have to call tech support and you cringe, you have no one to blame but yourself. Thats right […]
We’ve peaked!
Our civilization has peaked .. last year!
A computer programmer has discovered the article at the very center of Wikipedia (which clearly is a reflection of society) is 2007! According to reports, it’s all downhill from here.
And as a point of interest, can you believe the article on cracker (the food) is only 4 clicks away […]
Caution, Misogyny Ahead
A thought
It just occurred to me:
The only real reason to learn to speak French is to be able to insult them in a language that they (the French) can understand.
Re: More than just gas relief | Shout out to physicists
In response to my colleague’s insightful post, I’d like to add a few additional thoughts on the potential benefits of a worldwide de-whaling campaign.
An average Blue Whale is around 88-98 ft (27-30 m) long and weighs around 175 tons (156 tonnes). Conservative estimates indicate there are around 7500 left. I’d like to invite any of […]
Realistic Solutions to Gas Prices
Let me be clear from the beginning. It is my firm belief that whales (yes, the large water mammals) serve no purpose. They eat too much, they waste space, they breathe air that could be better used for important things like balloons, and they do not contribute to the general well-being of the planet. […]