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People Who Annoy Me
1. People who weld and call it “abstract art.”
2. People who run over cats for fun.
3. People who pay for things with only change.
4. Overweight children who really want to dance ballet.
5. Young kids who try to talk like adults.
6. People who call young men “son.”
7. Old men without shirts.
8. Men who sit down to […]
What song titles should really be
Title: Angels We Have Heard On High
Should Be: We Thought We Heard Angels While We Were High
Title: Go Down Moses
Should Be: Exonerate The Jews
Title: YMCA
Should Be: Celebrate Your Homosexuality
Title: What’s Love Got To Do With It
Should Be: Can’t We Just Get Naked
Title: Houndog
Should Be: Remove Yourself From My Presence Mutt
Title: Chatahoochie
Should Be: I Really Enjoyed […]
New Things To Yell During Climax
Spending some “quality time” with your special lady or gentleman? Make things interesting with this new list to yell out during moments of ecstasy:
“Colorful underwear and Trousers!”
“Screaming Clockwork Nanny!!!”
“Orietal Rugs and Noodles!”
“Clandestine Turtle Mob!”
“Coniferous Belching Lemon!”
“Climbing Scarlet Orchid!”
“Falling Ninja Washboard!”
“Jumping Lima, Peru!”
“Rasping Waspy Mildew!”
“Uncovered Milquetoast Wackadoodle!”
“Clammy Watered-Down Spongebath!”
“Pekingese Shallow Sloth!”
“Ringwormed Heavy Boredom!”
“Marmalade Raving Incest!”
“Carpet […]
Fun Things To Say In Spanish
“Tu ombligo es feo.”
Your bellybutton is ugly.
“No escriba en los arboles por favor.”
Please don’t write on the trees.
“El pes me canto!”
The fish sang to me!
“La sopa es vieja y moja.”
The soup is old and moldy.
“La rana tiene el gripe.”
The frog has the flu.
“Cuidado! El matador tiene un cuchillo.”
Look out! The murderer has a […]