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B-Dogg Releases pre-inauguration Album Entitled, “Damn it feels good to be the Presdidnt!”
Barack Obama is both the President Elect & the newest rap star, calling himself B-Dog!
Undead Scourge conquers Wall Street, advances on Washington.
Last week, Blizzard Entertainment released their much-anticipated game expansion, Wrath of the Lich King.
“We had no idea what we were unleashing,” said Blizzard company president and Co-Founder Michael Morhaime. “We knew the game still had some production bugs, but we figured we could fix them after our customers had bought the game with our next […]
Shrine workers may keep their underwear on
THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (Reuters) - Employees counting donations at a popular Hindu shrine in southern India will no longer have to take off their underpants at work after the local human rights commission intervened. Full story here.
A local filmed this video of the shrine worker’s celebration following the announcement:
Mexican jail releases disruptive donkey
A donkey doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery has been freed from jail.
It was only a matter of time…..
Really, is anyone surprised that this happened? I mean the guy is broadcasting his SSN everywhere. Plus, his “service” is total BS. LifeLock isn’t doing anything more than what you or I can do on our own. For free. ID theft has plenty of preventative steps and it doesn’t cost $10/month.
Does Shaking The Nozzle Give You More Gas?
“Shake it three times? You’re playing with yourself again…..”
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=0f5213c6-6473-4bf2-b0b5-de0613e50fca
Better not tell my wife….she might stop “shaking my nozzle”….
Salvation now available via Reverse Osmosis
THE POWER OF CHRIST HYDRATES YOU!
Its often said that many religious folk are like sheep. If this company is public, buy stock in them now.
The dude just looks like a used car salesman.
Speaking of whales….
It appears another one has beached on shore. And by the look of it, she’s not doing very well - do we have an ecologist or vet who can take care of this?
Oh Aretha…….when did you lose your way!?
This site kicks other site’s ass
After only 2 days, SpitThatOut has driven competing site SuperDeluxe.com out of business! ( read full story ) We’re just that THAT awesome folks.
Clearly he needed a guard with a Sledgehammer……
It appears that Peter Gabriel’s web servers were stolen right out of the data center. If I were the thieves, I would have had way more ironic fun just bludgeoning the Server Rack with a Sledgehammer. (Thank you, Thank you, I’ll be here all week…..)