Dirty Limericks
I once knew a girl named Lucy
I once knew a girl named Lucy
Who loved to eat a pear oh so juicy
The sticky stuff would run down her chin
As she read a well thumbed copy, of Huckleberry Finn
I once knew a girl named Esadora
I once knew a girl named Esadora
Who made her home in Bora Bora
A plastic surgeon she did employ
And now instead of Dezzy, her friends call her Roy
LimerickDB
Since it’s clear we have an entire Category devoted to Limericks, I might as well post a link to LimerickDB. Its kinda like Bash.org but only Limericks. Some dirty, some nerdy and some just stupid. It should provide endless entertainment.
I once knew a girl named Jeena
I once knew a girl named Jeena
Who kept a pet Hiena
But that filthy mamal chewed off her leg
And now she hobbles about on a wooden peg
I once knew a boy named Trent
I once knew a boy named Trent
Who to a wicked brothel once went
There were buxom ladies housed there in
And with them he committed carnal sin
I once knew a man named Alfie
I once knew a man named Alfie
Who sodomized his friend Ralphie
but after their little roll in the hay
It turns out Alfie wasn’t gay