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We’ve peaked!
Our civilization has peaked .. last year!
A computer programmer has discovered the article at the very center of Wikipedia (which clearly is a reflection of society) is 2007! According to reports, it’s all downhill from here.
And as a point of interest, can you believe the article on cracker (the food) is only 4 clicks away […]
Gotta get me some new shorts
So. I’m searching the vastness that is online photography (via Google Images), and I come across this photo:
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Nothing terribly special. Not what I’m looking for, but hey, none but the last I see are what I’m looking for. Then I see this in the background:
What, the, HELL, is this girl wearing?
How many holes of family fun??
27 holes of family fun!!
Re: Hi, I’m 19, I’m your mayor
The official victory party at City Hall
Tax rebates for maimed asians
From H&R Block’s website! Dude, what is wrong with this chick’s arm??
(If you don’t believe me click the picture to see for yourself!)
Look out, over your left shoulder…
…it’s THAT GUY!!
Two words: bug porn
No words can express my excitement. No words, at least, that can be uttered by any species with fewer than 4-6 legs
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I’ll go 3 hours without lube, but not a minute more
Late picking up your kid from her jazz guitar lesson or still buzzing a bit too much from your third triple ice double caramel soy venti macchiato to slow down, but just can’t seem to make it through the day without a kosher nosh, lobster, soiled schoolgirl panties or vibrating cock ring? That’s why we […]
“Think of the children!” cry nation’s prostitutes
You know you’ve got a winning formula for entertainment when the nation’s prostitutes band together to call for its boycott on moral grounds
Prostitutes call for ban on GTA
Not enough room on these tubes for the two of us
As the Huckster noted, SuperDeluxe.com is out. This is what happens when you mess with powers greater than yourself