Archive for May, 2008
I’m SO emo… I light up when hugged
Seriously.. for $600 go on a long weekend full of Dashboard Confessional or Jimmy Eat World gigs.
It was only a matter of time…..
Really, is anyone surprised that this happened? I mean the guy is broadcasting his SSN everywhere. Plus, his “service” is total BS. LifeLock isn’t doing anything more than what you or I can do on our own. For free. ID theft has plenty of preventative steps and it doesn’t cost $10/month.
Base your movie career around the word “No”…..why didn’t I think of that
People Who Annoy Me
1. People who weld and call it “abstract art.”
2. People who run over cats for fun.
3. People who pay for things with only change.
4. Overweight children who really want to dance ballet.
5. Young kids who try to talk like adults.
6. People who call young men “son.”
7. Old men without shirts.
8. Men who sit down to […]
False Advertising Run Rampant
What song titles should really be
Title: Angels We Have Heard On High
Should Be: We Thought We Heard Angels While We Were High
Title: Go Down Moses
Should Be: Exonerate The Jews
Title: YMCA
Should Be: Celebrate Your Homosexuality
Title: What’s Love Got To Do With It
Should Be: Can’t We Just Get Naked
Title: Houndog
Should Be: Remove Yourself From My Presence Mutt
Title: Chatahoochie
Should Be: I Really Enjoyed […]
Gotta get me some new shorts
So. I’m searching the vastness that is online photography (via Google Images), and I come across this photo:
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Nothing terribly special. Not what I’m looking for, but hey, none but the last I see are what I’m looking for. Then I see this in the background:
What, the, HELL, is this girl wearing?
Spit that out… but not too hard…
Apparently this site could lead to injury… and ultimate death.
Spit Carefully
I once knew a girl named Lucy
I once knew a girl named Lucy
Who loved to eat a pear oh so juicy
The sticky stuff would run down her chin
As she read a well thumbed copy, of Huckleberry Finn