Archive for April, 2008
Fun Things To Say In Spanish
“Tu ombligo es feo.”
Your bellybutton is ugly.
“No escriba en los arboles por favor.”
Please don’t write on the trees.
“El pes me canto!”
The fish sang to me!
“La sopa es vieja y moja.”
The soup is old and moldy.
“La rana tiene el gripe.”
The frog has the flu.
“Cuidado! El matador tiene un cuchillo.”
Look out! The murderer has a […]
I once knew a girl named Jeena
I once knew a girl named Jeena
Who kept a pet Hiena
But that filthy mamal chewed off her leg
And now she hobbles about on a wooden peg
I once knew a boy named Trent
I once knew a boy named Trent
Who to a wicked brothel once went
There were buxom ladies housed there in
And with them he committed carnal sin
I once knew a man named Alfie
I once knew a man named Alfie
Who sodomized his friend Ralphie
but after their little roll in the hay
It turns out Alfie wasn’t gay