2008 Presidential Hopefuls Blaze Saddles to South Dakota
Showdown in Deadwood, the presidential hopefuls, needing every possible vote have gone country. Hoping to capitalize on the popularity of the hit TV Show Deadwood, they’ve gussied theyselves up proper, come to South Daktoa, and went polotickin’.
Barack Obama cuts the snazziest dressed award with his deerskin suede and gucci leather tack and equipment. Go get ‘em nigger!
The Clintons. Now we know what attracted Bill to Hillary in the first place. It’s estimated that 90% of American men would sign up to “selectively service” her any ‘ole time!
John McCain spewing rhetoric from the pulpit! He ain’t usually the sorta fella who follows mother church, but he’s gotta play up his religiosity to get himself the bible thumper vote.
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I was actually going to go to the Obama thing here in Sioux Falls tonight…alas, I have company in town and can’t get away.
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